Try to follow me here: During a fictional PGA Tour event in California, Mediate's ball lands in the lap of a dead body that's sitting in a golf cart in some O.B. bushes on the course. The ensuing investigation shows that the dead man is the father of the player leading the tournament, who had shot a miraculous 61 in the first round the day before. Through much scientific research (including clubhead CT and volume tests using machines that have never before seen the inside of a CSI lab), it is determined that Danny, the dead man's son, had been cheating by using golf balls that had been X-ray-laser-beamed to have a harder core so they went 50 yards farther than they should (because that would naturally make him hole more putts -- or...?). Danny's caddie, who had been demoted from PGA Tour player to caddie 20 years earlier when the dead guy had outed him for using performance-enhancing drugs (which, incidentally, wasn't a crime on the PGA Tour until last year), had supplied the balls to his unwitting boss, who apparently thought his sudden increase in distance was pure luck. Who was the murderer -- the disgruntled caddie? The son whose father was mad at him for betraying the "honor" of the game? The son's sex-crazed step aunt who had given the caddie the "juiced" golf balls? The father's ex-wife who didn't want to see her favorite stepson lose a tournament over his father catching him cheating?